January 2010
63 posts
Theraflu
I love you.
Soooo high on this stuff. Holy balls.
My grandma randomly line dances around the house.
I’m starting to see where I get a lot of my awesomeness from.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
“Let go of what you think you know”
Bottle up and explode
O RLY?
Funny, life is so damn funny. I finally left Jarred. For good. I finally stopped caring what he thought or wanted. Definitely stopped caring about him being with anyone else. Turns out as soon as I let all of those feelings go, Karma took control. I get to sit back and watch this bizarre incident unfold.
I was the one who got completely fucked over. I was the one who was supposed to end up hurt...
ohryankelley:
Explosions In The Sky - Welcome,...
Action!
Action is what your cause needs. Donating money, clothes, food or even a little bit or your time is what makes a difference! Go
volunteer! Raising Awareness is great, but, it is the actions of the capable to help the incapable that will truly get results. Be the change you want to see in the world.
What's the Internet...
walpaper:
for if not instigating?
One time my daughter tried to explain love to me; she said that love is when a part of your heart lives in somebody elses, and eventually your heart becomes their heart.
When It Rains...
Slowly things keep coming undone, tiny things, falling apart and colliding into one another.
pelicansss:
Bob Marley- Waiting in Vain
“Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally...”
– Aldous Huxley (via juicyjuice)
nightmarebrunette:
expectingrain:
I’ll explore all the different possibilities while some man I’m half in love with already is heaving over me and I’m squinting into his face, or trying not to, deciding whether I know him or not, deciding if he still qualifies as a stranger, deciding if I liked him better before I knew this part of him, deciding if how he thinks of me has changed the way it...
miianwilson:
Fiona Apple “Shadowboxer”
Whatever. Whenever.
Life is what it is.
Dreams and Movies
Often my dreams have a score. Beautiful music plays, adding to the emotion. Building up to the climax or softly, almost weeping in the background.
TL;DR
Haha.
Patience is a virtue. Blah blah blah.
The Laboratory In My Heart
You are my science. You make me believe in the atoms in your skin. Now I believe in the chemistry in our kiss. And now I believe in the molecules that make up love. You are my science. I am a scientist.
I Wrote This For You
ohryankelley: Iron & Wine - Jezebel
Nightmare
whatjaymesays:
“Sleep with me tonight, you know I have nightmares about that Monster eating my chicken. And I am really hungry. Sometimes he eats my breadsticks too.”
I have the pleasure of actually knowing Jayme, he is one of my favorite little people in the entire world. The things he says are impossibly hilarious. Kid is just speaking his mind.
isthisblood:copulatedkiss:
Set The Fire To The...
Words get stuck in my throat and tonight I swear that I could choke on the beating of my own heart.
hidingthefactyouredeadagain:
Pitseleh - Elliott...
“Of all her exes, and the number is legion, he was the most extreme in all...”
– Karen Shepard, “There Be Monsters” (via nightmarebrunette)
Kansas has always been further than a dream
I will fall asleep to you. Kansas on my mind with a grip on my heart.
“It’s bound to melt your heart one way or another”
– Jenny Lewis (via thestateimin)
OH.MY.GOD.
I didn’t know. I had no idea. You’ve been watching me?
hidingthefactyouredeadagain asked: do you miss me, miss misery, like you say you do?
Sometimes I feel like I’m falling in love with the world, falling in love with myself.
Hahahaaaaaa. Singing MXPX, yes MXPX, in my pajamas...
I'm drinking cheap rum and Coke from a Halo...
I am suck.
Note to Self:
You say too much. All the time. Save something for later or later will never come.
Conan Won't Do The Tonight Show Following Leno →
sharpless:
You, sir, are a class act. If you’re not a Conan fan, read this just-released statement from him and just try — try — to tell me that it doesn’t make you at least respect him.
People of Earth:
In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting...
Losing the Internet as We Know It →
azspot:
But did you know that we’re at risk of losing the Internet as we know it? Millions of Americans don’t know that a battle over the future of the Internet is being played out right now in Washington. How it ends will have deep repercussions for decades to come.
On one side are public interest and consumer groups, small businesses, Internet entrepreneurs, librarians, civil libertarians...
Awesome.
Woke up to my very sick 3yr old crying because she wet the bed. Her crying woke up my 4mo old and so we’ve all been up, crying, since 4:30AM.
Did I mention that I am also sick?
Being a parent is trying sometimes. I’m lucky my 5yr old is not sick! She’s my little (big) helper.
