January 2011
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I dislike white shoes.
That really awkward moment when you win at life...
You know you dead azz wrong →
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I would like to wear sexy heels
and not be 6’2”
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But I don't want to go to school :(
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LOL at all of the people who now have the wrong...
In reference to this
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Lemon, there was once a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland...
– Jack Donaghy (via notthatkindagay)
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Imagine it’s 1995: almost no one but Gordon Gekko and Zack Morris have...
– The First Decade of the Future is Behind Us | Science Not Fiction | Discover Magazine (via arielwaldman)
Well when you put it like that… (via spytap)
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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
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The law discriminates against rape victims in a manner which would not be...
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Honest Abe
I had a dream I was Abraham Lincoln and worked at a gas station.
Eating my feelings away.
It’s not working.
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I’m eating chocolate and drinking a pabst.
It’s a horrible combination.
I can’t stop.
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Can it be Saturday already?
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Self-Sabateur
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It's been a long day
I am freezing to death.
unpublishedwriting asked: hiii
unpublishedwriting asked: hiii
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You’ll get the chance to take the world apart and figure out how it works....
– Built to Spill, “Car”
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